Do not text me when I am expecting a text from my crush, false hope when my phone vibrates!
I don’t like it when a friend of the opposite sex tries being dirty and sexy with me.
No your my mate , not my toy boy, back away before this friendship gets awkward!
I’M SO FICKING RECXITED I CAN’TN EVEN EXPALING TO YOU OKAYBEFNL
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Typical life
I like a guy. I get to know the guy. I kissed the guy. I liked the guy more. The guy got back with his ex.
Lol, feel like crap
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